hearts and bruises, a regularly sporadic journal comic.

happy countdown day!

NEVER diss the fedoratron. ever.

"ballroom blitz" will ALWAYS be my official roller derby theme song, no matter how weird the sport gets.

I HATE PHOTOSHOP. HATE IT WITH A SEETHING, BURNING PASSION. EVEN WHEN IT HAS A SIMPLE TOOL IT WON'T LET YOU DO ANYTHING WITH IT. I CAN'T EVEN DRAW ON THIS DAMN JPEG. had to finish it in MSpaint.

had to stick it in a different entry, this newfangled coding is messing me up.

okay, large explanation tiem. first panel, left to right, my craptacular renditions of Whiskey Mick, Anita Donut and Polly Graf, all on the coaching and recruitment brigade. Vixen was pounding on me all night during that scrimmage, and I kept getting back up for more abuse. as for the last panel, I really doubt it'll be this bad, but I wanted the lame polka reference. L to R again, Dirty Teri, Whiskey Mick, and Sunni Sideup. the girl in the ear hat with the accordion is TXRG's Derringer, who does indeed play the accordion. but she's more into folk and tejano than polka. oh well.

I've figured out I need to totally dry my hair with the iron to keep it straight, otherwise I get giant poofy hair. and alas, mr. fabulous has moved to Seattle since this event.